who are these people?

today or any day for that matter i run into people on the street, people at work, people all over the place.  people doing crazy things or just mind bogglingly funny things.  yesterday this nice enough woman came up to me and said i like your neck lemme see!  and proceeded to put her hands on my neck and rub it.  now granted i have some goofy pictures on my neck, but what would possess a woman to do such a thing.  i would barely let my last girlfriend touch my face for god sakes.  and then the other day a woman did the same thing, and i said "sorry ma'am could you not do that?  and she came back with a wonderful "oh, it's alright i'm a mother."  oh, in that case could you give me a bubble bath cook me dinner and help me with my math homework tonight you crazy wack job!  i think it was right about that time that a man asked me if he could order chicken tacos but hold the chicken please.  i told him that we have veggie tacos that are exactly the same, sans chicken, and they are cheaper.  he proceeded to tell me that that's the way he likes it and if i could make it that way that he'd appreciate it.

god bless the human nature.  without it my job would be too easy and i'd have nothing to think about.